remember when we asked for punk louis and now we have  it and dont know what to do

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remember when we asked for punk louis and now we have  it and dont know what to do

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pammywammyx33792:

Mhmm

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"I'm the king of making awkward conversations possible." - Logan Lerman

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emilianadarling:

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

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jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

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sydney-rakestraw:

mishamici:

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smallpotatoescolored:

Ah yes I can feel the equality.

oh man i didn’t realise my belly button was so offensive and inappropriate

You know what, when I was in high school, I found dress codes like this ridiculous. But now I realize this is to prevent any problems. We live in a world filled with perverted teachers and horny boys who think showing your belly button means “yes”. Yes, dress codes are unfair and unequal. But we currently live in a culture that is unfair and unequal. This is how schools choose to deal with it.

Also, its school. School sucks. Fucking get over it. You have a life time to walk around almost naked. You don’t need to dress revealing at a school dance anyway.

While I think school dress codes prepare you for dressing professionally in a work environment later on in life, the reason in favor of them stated above is a bunch of horse shit. It’s not on me or anyone else to make sure ‘perverted teachers and horny boys’ don’t disregard consent and commit sexual assault. That’s not our responsibility. Dressing professionally is a reasonable request, but being told to dress a certain way so that you don’t get molested is adding to rape culture and I personally find it repugnant. Also, if something sucks, you shouldn’t be content to ‘fucking get over it’. You should try to change it.

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